There’s a skink in my house. Possibly in this very room. I saw it a few hours ago as it scurried across the carpet of the spare room, so called because it is neither used as a bedroom nor as an office, but as a laundry-computer-office-library-storage room. It is also the room where my dogs sleep, each in their own comfortable, padded, oval-shaped doggy beds. I mention the myriad of uses of this room because it’s important for this recounting. The skink, remember?
Another factor to keep in mind is the nature of my dogs. Both are middle-aged miniature schnauzers, one black and one salt & pepper gray. The black one, Max, is six years old. Misty, the grayish one, is ten years old. These facts have little to do with what I am about to write, but I like talking about my dogs. They are adorable.
They love to chase things that run. This fact IS important to the story. And they are both skillful mousers. As a team, when in hot pursuit of a an escaping mouse, each contributes a skill that the other does not have. Not a skill, however, that they sat around and discussed like we might do. I never heard Max grunt, “Look, I’m the better killer. You catch it, let me kill it. Quick, painless. Snap. That’s my job.” And I never heard Misty agree, saying, “Sure, Max. You are better at that than I am. I do like playing with them first, though. They are so small and cute. But you’re right, fast and painless is better for the mouse. I’ll catch them, you kill them.”
Misty, being the eldest of the two, was Max’s substitute mother when he came to us as a 6 week old puppy back in 1999. She raised him with great patience and maternal affection. She taught him his manners. She became his playmate, his disciplinarian, and his leader. But she never could teach him one thing that she is very good at, that is, running off into the woods for hours at a time, returning whenever she feels like it. Max, in that respect, never wanders far from home, preferring instead the company of his real mother. Me. I am so grateful he didn’t pick up that bad habit from Misty. He always comes home when I call him, he doesn’t stray far from home, and he doesn’t come back covered in mud, seeds, and who knows what that muck is he likes to roll in once in awhile, as much and as often as she does. He is my body guard, my companion, my chair snuggler, and my traveling companion when I drive to town.
I tell all this so that I can get to the point of this story, the skink that is still running around this house. If I don’t catch it, it will most certainly die of dehydration, like the green chameleon my son carried all the way from a Florida vacation when he was about ten or so. Despite my warnings that we had no way of keeping a chameleon, he thought he’d like to try it, and everything went well until we got home. I don’t know how it happened, but the lizard-like critter got away. Since none of us were frantically afraid of reptiles, and it was a little reptile, and since we could not easily find a creature that could change its color to match the brownish carpet, the rock-colored fireplace, or the dark- brown barn boards on our living room walls, we didn’t go out of our way looking for it. It was the master of disguise. We would find it when it died, that was my plan. Although, Steven did make a sincere effort to find the animal, feeling guilty that he had brought it home, an unfriendly place by chameleon standards, he could not find it either, and soon forgot about it.
About a week later, we found the creature. It is amazing he lasted that long, actually. It might have been dead for several days, I had no way of knowing. I remember one night we were sitting in the living room, maybe watching tv, maybe reading. It was quiet, so maybe not watching tv. Quiet enough to hear the sound of a dry paper ornament falling to the stone floor of our fireplace. Scratchy, light, empty. I turned to look at the fireplace, from where this whispery sound came, and there on the stone floor lay something brown and shriveled with dried legs and tail. By then I had forgotten about the chameleon, but when I picked up the shell of its body, I realized what it was.
This memory came back to me when I saw the blue-tailed skink, a young one judging from its size, scamper into the middle of my spare room floor, and stop for a moment. Now this room is filled with many things, but no bed. A dresser, two book shelves, a computer center, a file cabinet, a basket of laundry, several canvas bags with books and things in them, two dog beds, a lamp table, a floor lamp, a rocking chair, a swivel chair, a large basket of dog toys, and a video storage case. Too many things for a quick blue-tailed skink torun around and hide behind. Oh, and a closet, which is also filled with things from the floor to the hanging clothes, to the shelf above the clothes. Another convenient hiding place for a little four-inch long, low to the ground, four-legged speed demon. It’s only weakness is that it can’t change colors to blend in with the background, so if I see it, I can catch it. But I can’t see it when it is hiding.
This is where my trusty mouser dogs come in. I call out the alarm they are familiar with. “Skink!” I yell. “Misty, Max! Skink!”
Do they really know that I’m telling them that a skink is in the house? And do they really associate that word with the creature? Possibly. They have chased down a few. When I’m with them, as they chase it, I encourage them, calling, “Get the SKINK!” or “Good dog. SKINK!“ and “There’s the SKINK.” By now, just the word “SKINK!” is all they need to know that there is something fun to chase nearby.
Max is the first one to respond to my excited voice. By the time he arrives in the room, I am already on the floor trying to catch the skink, and it runs under the computer desk. Once it reaches the back wall, it follows to the left, behind the file cabinet, and slips under the door into the closet. I wish it hadn’t done that. I can’t go to bed knowing it’s running around in the closet. But the closet is full of too much I don’t want to go through on a Saturday night. I throw aside the two dog beds that block the closet door, which startles Max and he leaves the room. I call him back while tossing aside blankets and curtains and a bag of clothes I want to give away but haven’t. By then the skink has scurried out onto the main floor again, and this time Max sees it. He makes an attempt, God bless him, to catch the reptile, but it eludes him by running back behind the file cabinet, where dog noses can’t reach.
By this time Misty has arrived amidst the piles of mess that is now in the center of the room. A lamp has been knocked over in the process, and the skink is still running wildly in the dark corners of the room. Misty is valiant as she immediately presses her nose to the floor and heads straight for the closet. She has caught the scent, and tries to find its path, but to no avail. Skinks must not leave much scent behind for she gives up within 30 seconds and walks out of the room despite my saying the code word excitedly several times, “Skink! Misty, SKINK!”
I catch a glimpse of the lizard as it disappears into a small opening where the floor boards come together at a right angle. Max sniffs the area, but it is gone. For now. I am left with a mess in the room, and both dogs have abandoned me, disappointed that they could not find the skink.
As I type this, the skink is still loose. I have no problem with critters on the floor, or even anywhere outside. But thinking about them crawling up the side of the bed and…, no I don’t want to find it in my bed.
Still, I have no plan to catch it. I know it wants out, and it will try to find a way out. We’ve had birds, snakes, bats, mice, spiders, hamsters, and various bugs at one time or another running or flying through our house over the past 24 years, a small price to pay for living in the country, and always we were able to get them out, either in a friendly, let-them-live manner or the desperate you-are-gonna-die manner. Except for the hamsters. They were trying to get out and we had to catch them to put them back in, although my allergic husband more than once fantasied about releasing them into the woods.
It's possible I will be going to bed tonight without catching the skink. Good thing Steve is out on the coast fishing. The dogs are going to sleep with me tonight.